MILF Phonesex With Dirty Diane

Taboo Phonsex, Fetish Phonsex and Naughty Boys

2010-01-08T19:24:00.000-08:00

Hello again readers. Please forgive your nasty phonesex MILF for not making one single update since September. School stuff with my youngest and then the holidays make my life a little busier and I'd rather spend my free time having taboo phonesex than sitting at my PC, now of course I get to do both.

Having such a full house through out the holiday season made me extra excited for those family fun phonesex taboo fantasies. Oh yes, this phonesex Mommy has no taboos what so ever regarding anything but especially with family fun phonesex roleplaying and stories, we can make it as nasty and dirty and kinky as you would like. Being a taboo mommy and son is delicious but there are more ways to go...aunt and nephew to name one or adding another taboo member of the family like a certain someone did with Mandy and I. It was a very exciting and taboo 2 girl phonesex call. You can read all about it right here. Mandy is a cute little thing with the sweetest voice. Call her if you need a little girl, you won't regret it.

I've also had the opportunity to get very nasty with so many naughty boys. You know I love my dirty mommies boys who have delicious little fetishes like mommys stockings or panties or even my pretty feet. That's right my foot lover F. You asked me to mention you in my blog and I am doing so, F has a huge foot fetish and loves to serve mature women like this phonesex MILF. I always find a use for F, painting my toenails my favorite deep red hue or massaging my soles or even the sweet dirty work F craves like sniffing my worn stockings before he washes them with his cock aching at the scent of my pretty feet. F is such a lovely foot worshiper. Foot fetish phonesex with F is always very satisfying because he knows exactly where he belongs, worshiping my feet and not touching himself until I say so. And I have not said so yet. Maybe tonight F or maybe tomorrow? Foot fetishes, teasing and orgasm control phonesex, it has a nice ring to it, correct?

I'm taking your calls right now. Remember I'm the sort of no taboos phonesex MILF who has done it all and would now love to do more of that with you...I'll be staying in tonight, having a glass or 2 of wine and baking a bit for a get together I'm having tomorrow and I'm horny and very ready to get nasty and naughty with you boys...

- Diane

- 1-888-662-6482

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Mommy Fetish Phonesex, Anything Goes Phonesex

2009-09-02T02:38:00.000-07:00

Hello again and happy September. I love autumn, but it's not really feeling like fall here in the Taos. Still really hot. Which is to be expected. Maybe after Labor Day I'll be in a fall sort of mood. I suppose I'm just not ready to let go of the skimpy clothes of the summer. How can resist a MILF showing some skin?

I've had a lot of kinky fetish phonesex calls lately. Lots of cuckold phonesex, I love being a cougar cuckoldress, sometimes cruel and sometimes kind but always nasty and all about that bigger better cock. Mmmm, all my cuckold sons get me so hot. Taboo phonesex meets cuckolding. I love it. I'm perfect for those mature phonesex cuckold fantasies you have, if I do say so myself...

I've also been getting sweet and cuddly a certain little baby who loves phonesex mommy Dianes special kiss and cuddle sessions. Nurturing mommy phonesex for the adult baby or the cuddly young son really makes me happy. My boys are grown now and I miss snuggling with a sweet baby, do you miss mommies strokes and smooches? I'd be glad to get you reacquainted with some motherly love and affection.

Speaking of motherly love. I actually dropped my youngest off at school last week. So it's a bit to quiet around here. The mister is actually away on business so I am planning a bit of a girls weekend with some of my friends. It should be fun and I'll probably have a few juicy tidbits to share if you ask me nicely but isn't that always the case.

- Diane

- 1-888-662-6482

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Taboo Phonesex With An Anything Goes Phonesex MILF

2009-08-15T02:33:00.000-07:00

Hello again. I am up late, horny (that should not be a surprise coming from this phonesex MILF) and taking calls. For those of you who wanted to reach me late at night, here I am. I'm actually a bit tipsy, having just come from my girlfriend Lanas divorce party. I know some people think divorce parties are a bunch of boring and bitter women crying into a box of wine and I am sure some are but not the one I attended tonight! The invite said dress to kill, which I had no problem with, its been so hot during the day here I have not bothered dressing up much, mostly cut offs, short of course, tank tops, bikinis and little summer sundresses but this evening it was a bit breezy and I was excited for the party. I wore a tight little red dress and 4 inch strappy stiletto sandals. I left my hair down and added hoop earrings, a sexy gold ankle bracelet and some perfume. Of course I left out the undergarments, why? Well...why not? Who wants panty lines? Now don't get me wrong I love panties and panty lovers also but tonight I just left like being naughty.

When I got to Lanas I noticed that almost all our other friends had arrived before me. They were already drinking mojitos and talking. Oh my how I know you boys would have just loved to be a fly on that wall. We were talking about sex of course. A friend Ive known for uite some time confessed how she and her hubby are really into going out and picking up other guys. Well, she does the picking up part and hubby enjoys the show. I love it! And I was not at all surprised, shes actually really gorgeous, a petite but curvy redhead and he's well...I had a feeling about him since last summer when I actually caught him watching me and my boyfriend. It was at another party, this time thrown by me and we thought everyone was inside (we were int he hot tub) and to make a long story short. Everyone was inside but us three and my friends hubby got treated to quite a show. Anyway, back to the party I attended tonight. After we talked and joked and drank more another friend announced her gifts would be arriving soon. We were all pretty excited and curious as you can imagine. Some of us had already given Lana gifts, lots of sex toys and books and a few bottles of wine. I gave her a rabbit vibrator and promised to take her out with me next time I go on the town. The friend with the arriving gift, we will call her Blondie because she looks a bit like Debbie Harry and wouldnt want me to use her real name basically squealed with delight when the doorbell rang. Her gifts were here and they were the hottest male strippers. Now I love strippers. Hot college guys with great bodies who love to be adored by women are totally my thing. And these guys were delicious, let me tell you. One caught my eye right away. Young and hispanic with a body to die for. After Lana had a really fun private (well not so private) dance with eah of the 3 guys they all started to flirt and dance for and with us, the other guests. I loved it. The dancer I had my eye on kept reaching around to squeeze my ass as he danced for me. He whispered in my ear and well, to tell you the truth I really horny and quite toasted if you know what I mean. He told me he was 22 and really liked women in their 30's and 40's. I told him I loved younger men, especially ones like him. We exchanged numbers but of course he's a dancer so this could have been all lines just to get tips. I enjoyed my time flirting and having him grind on me but was not really expecting more. So the strippers leave and so go some of my girlfriends. Some stay, drinking a chatting. I was going to be the last to leave as I had promised Lana I would stay and help her straighten up. Having 14 hot ladies drinking mojitos in your living room and by your pool can be pretty messy. So finally everyone left and it was just Lana and I (Blondie's much younger boyfriend came and picked her up around midnight, Blondie was practically blowing him on the way out so I imagine their night was just beginning) and se started to pick up but I noticed I had a text. It was the stripper and he wanted to meet up. I told him to bring a friend for Lana and come back. I didnt even have to check with my girlfriend Lana because she's just as up for anything as I am. Well, my sexy stripper came back and brought a friend, also a dancer but not one of the guys from earlier. I could tell Lana was quite happy because she suggested we all go take a dip in her pool. Fine with me, noting is sexier than swimming at night, well maybe skinny dipping at night which is what we ended up doing. And that's not all we did...Oh, I forget to tellyou what Lana looks like incase you are wondering. She's tan and dark haired like me. And she works out quite a bit so shes very toned. The guy my dancer brought for her was really very hot too. So being in the pool, all of us nude was a real turn on. It got very hot pretty quickly, if you want to hear more you will have to call...trust me when I say you really do want to hear more.

I took a break while I was writing this and had a hot and taboo phonesex call with Virus. He wanted to hear all the dirty details of how I, his mother was fucked and humiliated by a few of his friends. The got me drunk and stripped me and used all my horny mature holes until I begged for more. I love gangbang phonesex fantasies and anything goes phonesex. The nastier the better is always my motto.

I'll be taking phonesex calls for a bit now and also most of the day and night sunday.

- Diane

- 1-888-662-6482

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Mommy Fetish Phonesex MILF

2009-07-16T13:28:00.000-07:00

Hello again. Another hot day so I got up early and ran some errands. I got a pedicure so my feet are now very soft and smooth and my toes are painted a bright red. Which really puts me in the mood for a foot fetish phonesex call. Anyway, than I went to the grocery store and on my way home I drove a bit out of the way to get an iced coffee and I noticed that there is a new sex shop. Now I normally make it my business to know about something like tat but maybe I've been spending so much time on the phone, being a taboo phonesex MILF that I was a bit preoccupied. But of course I just had to stop in. I browsed all the vibrators and actually, I picked out to. This one and one very similar to this. I couldn't help flirting with the hot college aged guy as I checked out. You know my feeling on young cock and I just have to say yum. He was delicious, Tan and lean, just like I like them. As I left he winked and said "enjoy" with that look in his eyes. I'll definitely be back there. That's a given for me though.

I'm taking calls this afternoon and evening. I hope I'll hear some very nasty mommy phonesex fetishes and naughty taboo roleplays. I love those. I have no limits or restrictions on what I will say so all those ageplay phonesex calls and family fun phonesex roleplay calls are very welcomed.

- Diane

- 1-888-662-6482

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Anything Goes Phonesex With A Taboo Phonesex MILF

2009-07-14T12:46:00.000-07:00

Hello again. Diane here on this very hot summer day. I live in New Mexico so summers are dry, arid and well, just plain hot. I always wear next to nothing in the summertime. Cut off shorts, revealing swim suits, the shortest skirts, strappy sandals too. There's something sexy about an older woman who shows off her body with confidence. No, I'm not 22 anymore and honestly I'm not trying to be. I'm just me, a woman who is 40 and still feels and is sexy.

There is more than one side to me but I'm always sexual it would seem. I love it, being nasty and taboo too. I know that some of you are curious about me beyond the phonesex services I offer. Well I spent most of my life being a bit of a wild child if you will. I love riding Harleys and riding men who ride Harleys. I'm a bit of a "chef" and I love to have fun. Of course I spent most of my time raising my sons but they are practically grown now. I also worked as a counselor in the correctional system for quite a while. And that was definitely an experience. These days I've slowed down a lot more but believe me when I say I still indulge my wild streak. I'm your taboo phonesex MILF and I love it but I also breed dogs, Pomeranians to be exact and enjoy time with my sons and my boyfriend. Who knows, he may just be hubby number 4 someday but I'm in no rush...

I had such a naughty and taboo phonesex call just now. It was an incest phonesex roleplay where I caught my son dressed in my panties and touching himself. It was to good an opportunity to pass up. I made him model for me and then added some pantyhose to his feminine ensemble. Once he was all dressed I told him exactly how to stoke his young meat for me. Mmm, I love young cock. I truly do. Nothing turns me on more. I suppose you would call this guided masturbation phonesex or directed masturbation phonesex. Very hot. I love giving commands. It can be in a soft and sensual way or a very nasty and demanding way, the choice is ours Honey...

Last week I talked to a man who loved the idea of eating his own cum for me, his taboo phonesex mommy. Well, I made sure he built up a nice big load and then under my firm instruction he lapped it all up. Cumeating phonesex is very naughty and hot.

My youngest son is home until September, not sure if I mentioned that yet. He's such a sweetheart. But of course he would not like me saying that. He's my youngest so I can't help it. He's off to school in the fall. So I'm thinking he intends to part most of the summer away. It shouldnt affect my ability to take your no taboos phonesex call of course. Anyplace I make my home is always a very open household...

- Diane

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Family Fun Phonesex MILF

2009-06-19T20:11:00.000-07:00

Seems like everyone is twittering now. I tried it out and I think I like it. Here is the link incase you'd like to follow me. Phonesex MILF Di.

I hope all of you enjoy the picture that comes with this blog entry. I think it looks like your peeking in and spying on me. Naughty boy....

Two of my boys are home and I went shopping today and had my weekly pedicure. So I am in a very good mood. A bit of a kinky mood. I'm very ready for some kinky phonesex. Actually I had a call this morning where I roleplayed a nasty and horny Aunt who took it upon herself to seduce my very young and very horny nephew. I really enjoy taboo phonesex like that. Or family fun phonesex as I like to call it. I've been roleplaying so much and it really turns me on to be that slutty mommy or horny auntie that can't keep her experienced hands ff a young and closely related cock...Ageplay phonesex goes both ways Honey.

Another caller liked that I enjoyed control as he sumbitted to me. He sucked cock and begged for cum under my direction. I used my strap on to fuck him hard and rough and then joined him in sucking cock. And by the way, it was big black cock because this slutty phonesex MILF does enjoy her BBC.

I'm taking calls tonight. The house is a bit full but that won't stop me from being your dirty taboo phonesex MILF.

- Diane

- 1-888-662-6482

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Taboo Phonesex And Kinky Fetishes

2009-06-12T16:59:00.000-07:00

This week was fun. I knew it would be. Doing phonesex is perfect for this dirty MILF. I had a call with a fellow with a k9 fetish. I am always up for a k9 phonesex call and our roleplay was really taboo and sexy.

I did a hot family fun roleplay with another call. Mommy son phonesex is really a specialty. I have so many taboo tales...

Another caller told me all about his taboo experiences when he was much, much younger and that was really juicy too. A little k9 and cocksucking and a lot taboo.

I'll be taking calls for a few hours this evening too.

- Diane

- 1-888-662-6482

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Cuckold Phonesex With MILF Diane

2009-06-10T10:47:00.000-07:00

I just spoke to a cuckold. He really loved how I made him watch while I enjoyed my pleasure with a large thick cock and then of course I had him clean me up. He lapped up all the cream from my mature cunt like a good boy.

Cuckold phonesex with a mature lady like me always seems to have that extra something...

If you don't know and the fantasy interests you then you should try it, with me. Of course this could apply to any fantasy of phonesex fetish.

I am taking calls all day today.

- Diane

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Kinky Phonesex MILF

2009-06-06T16:33:00.000-07:00

It's official, I'm available for phonesex calls. I even have a webpage now.

MILF phonesex with Dirty Diane

And an instant messager account. Screen name is DirtyMILFDiane. If you want to chat before calling. No cyber sex though, I need to hear YOU!

I'll be taking calls today. Can't wait to play with you honey!

- Diane

-1-888-662-6482

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Taboo Phonesex MILF Diane

2009-05-31T12:52:00.000-07:00

Nice to meet you honey! Diane here. New to blogging but not to being slutty or phonesex.

You'll find more here in time. I hope to be up and running as a phonesex whore here in a week or two.