Hello again. I am up late, horny (that should not be a surprise coming from this phonesex MILF) and taking calls. For those of you who wanted to reach me late at night, here I am. I'm actually a bit tipsy, having just come from my girlfriend Lanas divorce party. I know some people think divorce parties are a bunch of boring and bitter women crying into a box of wine and I am sure some are but not the one I attended tonight! The invite said dress to kill, which I had no problem with, its been so hot during the day here I have not bothered dressing up much, mostly cut offs, short of course, tank tops, bikinis and little summer sundresses but this evening it was a bit breezy and I was excited for the party. I wore a tight little red dress and 4 inch strappy stiletto sandals. I left my hair down and added hoop earrings, a sexy gold ankle bracelet and some perfume. Of course I left out the undergarments, why? Well...why not? Who wants panty lines? Now don't get me wrong I love panties and panty lovers also but tonight I just left like being naughty.When I got to Lanas I noticed that almost all our other friends had arrived before me. They were already drinking mojitos and talking. Oh my how I know you boys would have just loved to be a fly on that wall. We were talking about sex of course. A friend Ive known for uite some time confessed how she and her hubby are really into going out and picking up other guys. Well, she does the picking up part and hubby enjoys the show. I love it! And I was not at all surprised, shes actually really gorgeous, a petite but curvy redhead and he's well...I had a feeling about him since last summer when I actually caught him watching me and my boyfriend. It was at another party, this time thrown by me and we thought everyone was inside (we were int he hot tub) and to make a long story short. Everyone was inside but us three and my friends hubby got treated to quite a show. Anyway, back to the party I attended tonight. After we talked and joked and drank more another friend announced her gifts would be arriving soon. We were all pretty excited and curious as you can imagine. Some of us had already given Lana gifts, lots of sex toys and books and a few bottles of wine. I gave her a rabbit vibrator and promised to take her out with me next time I go on the town. The friend with the arriving gift, we will call her Blondie because she looks a bit like Debbie Harry and wouldnt want me to use her real name basically squealed with delight when the doorbell rang. Her gifts were here and they were the hottest male strippers. Now I love strippers. Hot college guys with great bodies who love to be adored by women are totally my thing. And these guys were delicious, let me tell you. One caught my eye right away. Young and hispanic with a body to die for. After Lana had a really fun private (well not so private) dance with eah of the 3 guys they all started to flirt and dance for and with us, the other guests. I loved it. The dancer I had my eye on kept reaching around to squeeze my ass as he danced for me. He whispered in my ear and well, to tell you the truth I really horny and quite toasted if you know what I mean. He told me he was 22 and really liked women in their 30's and 40's. I told him I loved younger men, especially ones like him. We exchanged numbers but of course he's a dancer so this could have been all lines just to get tips. I enjoyed my time flirting and having him grind on me but was not really expecting more. So the strippers leave and so go some of my girlfriends. Some stay, drinking a chatting. I was going to be the last to leave as I had promised Lana I would stay and help her straighten up. Having 14 hot ladies drinking mojitos in your living room and by your pool can be pretty messy. So finally everyone left and it was just Lana and I (Blondie's much younger boyfriend came and picked her up around midnight, Blondie was practically blowing him on the way out so I imagine their night was just beginning) and se started to pick up but I noticed I had a text. It was the stripper and he wanted to meet up. I told him to bring a friend for Lana and come back. I didnt even have to check with my girlfriend Lana because she's just as up for anything as I am. Well, my sexy stripper came back and brought a friend, also a dancer but not one of the guys from earlier. I could tell Lana was quite happy because she suggested we all go take a dip in her pool. Fine with me, noting is sexier than swimming at night, well maybe skinny dipping at night which is what we ended up doing. And that's not all we did...Oh, I forget to tellyou what Lana looks like incase you are wondering. She's tan and dark haired like me. And she works out quite a bit so shes very toned. The guy my dancer brought for her was really very hot too. So being in the pool, all of us nude was a real turn on. It got very hot pretty quickly, if you want to hear more you will have to call...trust me when I say you really do want to hear more.
I took a break while I was writing this and had a hot and taboo phonesex call with Virus. He wanted to hear all the dirty details of how I, his mother was fucked and humiliated by a few of his friends. The got me drunk and stripped me and used all my horny mature holes until I begged for more. I love gangbang phonesex fantasies and anything goes phonesex. The nastier the better is always my motto.
I'll be taking phonesex calls for a bit now and also most of the day and night sunday.
- Diane
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